The Last of the True Americans: The Devil's Music

I've heard it twice now that rock n' roll isn't dead but it is a zombie. That is wrong it has been killed by this little piece of shit. Do you have Bieber fever? Apparently he is the greatest thing to happen to music since the Beatles. I know we've heard this crap for forty years now; it's always some new hot shit pretty boy with nice hair. Bieber incidentally didn't fall too far from the tree on this one, his hair is The Beatles all the way.
Feel free to do the comparison your self. Anyway what's weird about the boy is that rap acts love him; they all say he's the man! In fact nobody ever says anything bad about him at all; it's as though he really is talented. Maybe he's paid all the right people or

something similar; there's a reason his initials are BJ reversed . . . just sayin'.
Rock n' Roll has always been the devils music; it has to be. So I can say in complete fear that Justin Beiber is here to rid the world of the devil once and for all and save little girls from him. Of course the devil has many faces and the devil is hard to pin down so maybe Beiber is Damien, The Omen; he is the apocalypse. If this is true I'll cry and that's how it should be I suppose. More likely the whelp will be of no consequence in a couple years and a cure for Bieber fever will be and it will be available at Walmart.

With that said let's reflect on what Rock really looks like.