The Craziest

 So I suppose like most people I thought that Rihanna's song, Only Girl (In The World) sounded like a big epic song about young love or something, maybe monogamy but then I listened to the lyrics and tone. This song is nuts; this chick is nuts!

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Any song that starts off like this should be a worning, there's a reason they say insane people live in "la la land"
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie
Keep thinkin' of me, doin' what you like
So boy forget about the world cuz it's gon' be me and you tonight
I wanna make your bed for ya, then imma make you swallow your pride
It sounds pretty normal until she reveals that while you're fantasizing of sexy sex she going to make you beg or grovel or surrender to her in some way . . . well maybe this song is about S&M but I don't think so.
[CHORUS]
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one...
Truley Rihanna is passionate and quite confident of her girlfriend abilities but when she sings the chorus it;s not romantic or sweet, it's down right demanding! She's not even saying she wants to made to feel like the most important girl in the world, she wants to feel like the only girl in the world which implies that making eye contact with the waitress at the $400 dinner you're taking her on will be a let down for her. Though if this song is just about sexual intercourse, Rihanna has a a very valid request.
Want you to take me like a thief in the night
Hold me like a pillow, make me feel right
Baby I'll tell you all my secrets that I'm keepin', you can come inside
And when you enter, you ain't leavin', be my prisoner for the night
Again she starts off romantic and then ends with this dominant statement that you're trapped by her.
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands, like I'm the only one who knows your heart, only one...
She wants to be the one in command, Rihanna isn't look for a lover, she's looking for a slave. She also attempts to tell you that nobody else will be able to sate your desires, without her you're nothing.
Take me for a ride
Oh baby, take me high
Let me make you first
Oh make it last all night
Take me for a ride
Oh baby, take me high
Let me make you first
Make it last all night
No problems here, I'm guessing it's metaphor.
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man
Only girl in the world...
Girl in the world...
Only girl in the world...
Girl in the world...

 What the hell man! Either this song is about a master and servant /dominatrix and submissive relationship or all she wants is to get laid and is making a really big deal out of it. This song belongs on my Crazy Chick Song list!