Are You Coreyfused

So it's come to my attention that some people are a little confused about which Corey actual passed away so lets get everything settled!




Corey Haim
Was: 80's teen actor with drug problems
Now: Dead
Highlight: Lost Boys






Corey Feldman
Was: 80s teen actor, Michael Jackson impersonator
Now: total freak
Highlight: Stand by Me








Corey Hart
Was: 80s pop singer
Now: Canadian citizen
Highlight: Sunglasses At Night




Corey Hart
Was: Milwaukee Brewer
Now: Milwaukee Brewer
Highlight: 24 Home Runs in 2007






Corey Glover
Was: Singer of rock band Living Colour
Now:Singer of rock band Living Colour
Highlight: Cult of Personality








Corey Taylor
Was: Singer of rock band Slipknot
Now: Singer of rock band Slipknot
Highlight: Wearing a scary mask








Corey Miller
Was: The only male tattooist on L.A. Ink
Now: The main male on L.A. Ink
Highlight: Some rad ink







Some perspective; in the 80s the name Corey meant as much as the name Zach meant to the 00s

Dead Stars: Corey Haim

Corey Haim is dead and so do the fantasies of millions of middle aged housewives trying to hang on to their youth. Mr. never meant more to me than that guy who all the girls liked instead of me, some Hollywood pretty boy that my junior high coed classmates thought was an attainable goal while I sulked in the hallway wondering if I should frost my hair. Because of that I was darkly apreciative to see his career go down the tubes and find out he was addicted to . . . I don't know, heroin?
Corey gave us one half of the Corey team along with fellow freak Corey Feldman. To be a sport I will say that Corey Haim was in, "The Lost Boys" which was a high point in vampires as homosexuals metaphor.

I actually saw him in person once at a comic book convention; he looked like somebody wearing burlap after they'd been wearing silk. He looked like an old boy, not a man.

RIP Corey Haim