Showing posts with label Albert Pujols. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Albert Pujols. Show all posts

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Baseball Playoffs!

Baseball Season is ready for the post season. I did okay in my prediction but not great, below are my predictions verses the reality.

American League
East
New York Yankees Yes they did as we all knew they would.
Central
Detroit Tigers Because they have the Triple Crown winner and should the MVP Miguel Cabrera. A-MA-ZING!
West
Texas Rangers Unbelieve! The Oakland Athletics beat the Rangers on the final day of the season to win the AL west by 1 game.
Wild Card
Boston Red Sox Move over Boston, move over Tampa Bay The Baltimore Orioles are back from over a decade of sucking ass.
Los Angeles Angels Texas Rangers won't be denied a playoff spot despite the Angels insane rookie Mike Trout

National League
East
Philadelphia Phillies The Phillies had a tumble of a season so our nations capital could have a run at it. The Washington Nationals  will have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. No Strassburg but there is a Harper.
Central
St. Louis Cardinals So Pujols' exit was felt and The Cincinnati Reds won the central. Good arms.
West
San Francisco Giants Called it.
Wild Card
Cincinnati Reds They won the division so the St. Louis Cardinals could once again show up in the Wild Card dress
Atlanta Braves They're doing it for Chipper and because the 90s are back in style

My crazy Prediction will be the San Francisco Giants stifling all bats to meet up with a Baltimore Orioles team that still doesn't know they're supposed to lose 90 games a year. We will have our first orange and black on orange and black series. Halloween fans freak out!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010



This is a horrible joke



This is a mess!


Everything will blow up

Monday, November 16, 2009



I don’t like steroids in sports even though it makes humans do awesome things, things that they couldn’t quite get to before. The deeds themselves aren’t super human but the frequency is, night after night of high stress 100mph fastballs, 70 odd home runs in a season or playing those extra 3 years. I’m only talking about baseball because it doesn’t seem to concern other sports even though without the substances used Football wouldn’t exist as we know it. Every player would be suspended and fined.What I want to talk about here though is incentive to not do the performance enhancers. What would make an athlete stop? In the past year we saw Manny Ramirez take the fall and get suspended 50 games that didn’t hurt his team. Why Manny? Who did he forget to pay off? Anyway, he lost playing time, he lost opportunities to set records and to make money and his name will forever be linked to roids and this era of not money ball but juice ball. (Should a General Manager be hailed as making due with no payroll when his stars Jason Giambi and Miguel Tejada have both admitted to or are heavily linked to steroids?)

The point I wanted to get to is the cost for being caught should be heavier and matter in a real way to teams. They say hit ‘em where it hurts in the pocket but I would say these guys know that they will make more money and eventually get a bigger contract. I propose that a player who gets caught should be banned from the play offs. This would show fans a player’s true colors and ultimately an owner’s as well. People would get to see if the owner wants to win or just have a star who can sell regular season tickets. It would also add some vinegar to a player like Andy Pettite who claimed he was just trying to heal faster to help his team. It’s a lame excuse anyway because aren’t all athletes competitive by nature? (excluding Ricky Williams who just wants to work a Radio Shack and get high with Lenny Kravitz but that’s football) It’s as lame as David Ortiz claiming he didn’t know why he tested positive a few years ago. The incentive not to cheat has to be stronger than the reward of cheating. Maybe a player should be liable for breach of contract if they test positive and be responsible for paying back everything over the league minimum. This may not change a thing of course because the Player’s Association will find some way of canonizing every player who tests positive for HGH, testosterone, estrogen, or whatever it is they look for; I don’t have to be an expert in this field because I’m not getting paid for it.

I don’t know if athletes can see what can happen to them outside the game either, look at Ken Caminiti, dead at 41. This was an athlete, an MVP baseball player not your fat, lazy dad who drinks beer and lard all night long. Maybe the solution is to have the game played by robots.

RIP Ken